Headline from The Onion

Okay, so I'm sure that I don't need to hip you to The Onion, right? Still, this is a funny, topical headline:

Reagan's Memory Honored With Sharp Increase In Federal Budget Deficit

This is good too.

But, really, this will be the first, and last, Onion stuff I'm ever posting here. You should already have been reading The Onion every week for the last five years by now. At least. I'm at 7+, myself, dammit. :)